The carpenter swings, and misses. He yells "God damn it!"
The priest rebukes him "Thou shalt not take the name of thy Lord in vain!"
The carpenter just waves him off, and swings again. And misses. "God DAMN it! Missed again!"
The priest exclaims "The Lord might strike you down with lightning for that!"
The carpenter just laughs him off and swings a third time. "**GOD DAMN IT! MISSED AGAIN!**"
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning comes down from the clear blue sky and turns the priest into a puff of smoke. A deep, booming voice comes down from above.
"GOD DAMN! MISSED AGAIN!"
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