A Canadian attended a Sanders political rally. He blended in completely with all the Americans gathered. How did everyone around him know that he was Canadian?

Nacho Normal Diet

The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I...

My sister was...

It was orchestrated.

How did the dwarf...

He Imp-provised.

Washing washing...

What do you call a president who washes a lot? Answer: George Wash-a-ton

Woman walks...

Says that you can blow in her hole and press her buttons for $50!

What is one item...

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Questions in the...

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older...

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Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you...

Jerks of the Highway

(Heard long ago, source: unknown) A man is driving his car on [U.S. 50...

Yo know what they...

you know what they say BIG HANDS /BIG...