It's a beautiful day in the Cascades of Oregon and all three men are enjoying themselves - although a fervent discussion about which state is the superior state has sprung up, initiated by the Californian who won't shut up about, well, everything that California is better at. At noon, they stop by a stream to break for lunch. The Californian reaches into his knapsack and pulls forth a bottle of wine. "Best wine in the world right here! Beautiful California Cabernet, I never settle for anything less." He pops the cork, takes a mighty swig and the chucks the mostly full bottle into the stream. "Plenty more of that where it came from, boys!
The Washingtonian, who at this point is pretty fed up about having to hear about the 'greatness' of California, angrily digs in his bag, pulls out a can of Olympia beer, pops the tab and takes a pull. Then he too throws it in the stream and snaps at the Californian." Plenty more of that where it came from too!"
The Oregonian looks at both of them, shakes his head, reaches into his backpack, pulls out a pistol,shoots the Californian in the head and says:
"Always be plenty more of that where it came from"
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