St. Peter invites the cabbie and the priest into his golf cart, to show them to their new residences. Although the cab driver had spent his life speeding, drinking and scamming, he was dropped off at a beautiful lakefront mansion.
Seeing this, the priest thought to himself: "if that's where he's ending up, I can't wait to see the place a good man of God like me will end up!" (he was a genuinely good man, no nonsense)
St. Peter kept driving, down a beaten path, deep into the forest. Arriving at a campsite with a small tent, St. Peter told the priest that this is where he would spend eternity.
In shock, the priest demanded an explanation: "Why would the cabbie, a sinful idiot, end up with a beautiful cottage, and me, a humble priest, servant of God, end up in a tent?!"
"Well", said St. Peter, "while people were listening to your sermon at church, they were sleeping. While people were driving in that man's cab, they were praying!"
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