A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off? he asked her. The secretary replied, Everything but my earrings.

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