One night, he and his secretary came to a hotel only to discover that the hotel had overbooked. They only had one room with a queen bed for the two of them, they agreed even though it was a bit awkward, as my uncle was a married man.
Later that evening they are lying in the bed together.
"Oh, it's a bit cold in here, sir, do you mind closing that window?" the secretary says.
"I've got a better idea--" my uncle replied with a devilish smile," How's about tonight, you can be Mrs Cotter?"
"Oh, Mr. Cotter, I'd love to!" The secretary replied and started pulling towards him.
"Good! Now close the damn window yourself."
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