And every day, a man gets on the elevator with her, leans in real close, takes a big sniff, and says "your hair smells sooo good." Every day this occurs for weeks and weeks until finally the woman gets upset. She says "If you get on this elevator and tell me my hair smells good one more time, I'm going to file a lawsuit."
Sure enough, on the follow day the man arrives, sniffs her, and exclaims "Your hair smells sooo good!"
The woman, infuriated, marched her way to City Hall. She tells the judge, "I'd like to file sexual harassment against one of the employees in my building." The judge asks her what the man is doing, and she explains it to him.
"Ma'am, you can't press sexual assault charges against a guy for saying your hair smells good."
The woman leans over and says to the judge, "He's a midget."
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