When the first explorers of the new world stepped foot on this great land they were presented the task of naming it.
Since no-one had any previous experience naming a new land they came up with the compromise of putting all the letter of the alphabet into a hat, whatever the hat spelled they would name the land that.
*The first letter was pulled*
"It's a 'C', eh."
*The second letter was pulled*
"It's an 'N', eh."
*Finally the last letter was pulled*
"It's an 'D', eh."
The listeners jotted down the new world's name and proclaimed
**The New Land shall be called CANADA!**
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