He has this decently sized white wall in his office, and asks a local artist to paint a mural on it.
The artist asks, "Well, what kind of mural were you thinking?"
The owner is a huge American History buff. He thinks for a bit, about the revolutionary war, the civil war... he decides "How about Custer's last stand, during his last moments at the battle of Little Bighorn."
The artist isn't too terribly familiar with the battle, but says he'll research a bit, and come up with something great.
So the owner goes away on a vacation, and gives the artist free reign of the office for two weeks to get the job done.
He comes back in, and on the wall... it's just... porn. It's a bunch of Native Americans having a giant orgy. And in the center, inexplicably, is a pile of fecal matter with a halo over it.
He asks the artist "What... what... what the fuck *IS* this?"
The artist says "I call it - 'Holy shit; Look at all the fucking Indians'"
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