Sidewise slipping in as the doors close, And knocks an attractive business woman in her breast with his elbow. He blushes a bit and says "I'm sorry ma'am, but if your heart is half as soft as your breast you'll forgive me."
The woman does a twice over of the man, reaches into her purse and slips the man a room key. "If your dick can get half as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 722."
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