It's going so well, SHE invites him back to her place. They do the horizontal mambo late into the night. Around sunrise, she leaps up in a panic.
"What!? what!?" says the man.
"I forgot to ask you, you don't have AIDS, do you!?" she asks.
"No!"
"Whew! I don't wanna get that shit again."
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