There are no survivers. The entire bus congregation is instantly teleported to the pearly gates, having been already admitted into heaven.
At the gates, a booming voice says "before entering the kingdom of heaven, you are each permitted one wish"
So the first ugly person steps forth and the voice asks "what is your wish?" To which the person replies "make me beautiful" and it happens. The second person wishes the same thing, and the third, and the forth, and so on, until the last person on the bus.
This man is laughing hysterically. The voice asks "Why are you laughing? What is your wish", To which the last man on the bus replies
"make them all ugly again"
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