A buddy had a lawn mower accident and died after getting the ends of his feet cut off.

I was alone,...

"Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their...

Man of the house

The husband had just finished his book, "Man of the house." He stormed...

If you are fat...

If you are far, go to the UK, you will lose a couple of pounds

What do you call...

A FSSSSSHHHH

At the end of...

At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was...

Three blondes are...

They set out early afternoon on a sunny Thursday morning in the middle of...

Dumb Mom

Yo mama so ugly E.T. didn't want go out with her.

What do you call...

Poe-etry

What do the...

Neither supports gay marriage.

My roommate from...

So I stole his water bottle to make him feel more at home.