A Brit and a Texan were sitting next to each other on a train....

A Brit and a Texan were sitting next to each other on a train. Noticing the Brit enjoying his tea, the Texan turns to him and, in his deepest Texas drawl, asks, “What is it with you Anglish folk and tea?” The Brit replies (in his thick English accent), “Well sir, you see, in England we have three kinds of tea: We have English Breakfast Tea, which is thirty percent aroma and seventy percent texture. We have Afternoon Tea, which is seventy percent aroma and thirty percent texture. And, we have Earl Grey, which is, mmm-mmm, *preeeeferred!*” The Texan thinks for a moment, and then he retorts, “Well, Limey, we got kinda the same thang har in Ameriker: We’s got F-A-R-T, which is seventy percent aroma and thirty percent texture. We’s got S-H-I-T, which is thirty percent aroma and seventy percent texture. An’ we’s got C-U-N-T, which is, mmm-mmm, *preeeeferred!*”