... The American proclaims loudly, "The only way to pee is standing up! A man can so a man should!" Laughing, the Brit replies, "Surely you must be joking, I know why your bathrooms are such a mess! Sitting down to pee is better all around." Both arguing, they ask the Frenchman to be the deciding factor, to which the Frenchman replies, "I don't think I will be helping your argument, you see...
... us Frenchman pee standing down."
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