The savages tell them, "we are going to kill you and use your skin to make canoes. However, before we kill you, you may have one last request"
The brit goes first, "I'd like some poison please." He gets the poison, shouts "God save the queen" drinks it and dies.
The Frenchie goes next, "I'd like a pistol" He gets the pistol, shouts "Viva la France" shoots himself and dies.
The redneck goes last, "I'd like a fork" He grabs the fork, shouts "fuck your canoes" and starts stabbing himself repeatedly.
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