On their way back from a very tight football match, two fans, one Brazilian and one Argentinian bump into each other and see a lamp at their feet.
Assuming there is a genie inside, they begin arguing who gets to rub the lamp first. The Brazilian concedes and allows the Argentinian to go first, stating "Well, we won the football match, so I'll let you have this one."
The extremely annoyed Argentinian rubs the lamp and a genie appears and says he will give him 1 wish. The Argentinian says "I want you to teleport all Argentinians in the world back to Argentina and build a wall around it that won't allow anything in or out; I can't stand these Brazilians anymore. " With that, the genie nods and builds a wall around Argentina and the man is teleported back to Argentina.
The Brazilian then asks the genie, "So there's a wall around Argentina, with all the Argentinians inside and nothing can go in or out?" The genie nods yes.
The man replies "Fill it with water."
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