A boy was playing with his train set...

... and he says "alright all you f*ckers that are on get off and all you f*ckers that want to get on get on" At that his mom comes in and tells him that he has to sit in his room for an hour until he can play nice.
So he sits in his room for an hour and then goes out to his train set again. This time he goes, "all you nice people that are on get off, and all you nice people that want to get on get on. And if you want to complain about the hour delay talk to the b*tch in the kitchen!"

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