... So his mother buys him a bass and takes the boy to his first lesson. An hour later he comes back, and his mother asks him what he learned. "This is a G, " says the boy, playing a G, "this is an F, this is a B," and continues to play random notes. The mother smiles politely and applauded his good work. The next week, she takes him to another lesson. This time, the boy doesn't come back for 4 hours. She goes to the place where he's having his lesson, and asks the instructor, "What kind of lesson takes 4 hours?" The instructor replies, "What lesson? He just played a gig!"
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