The father pulls two beers from the mini fridge and asks his son to grab a seat. The father hands his son a beer and says "my boy this a big day because you are now a man in my eyes. All the same, I am still your father and I want you to feel like you can ask me things if you need to."
The son, looking relieved, says "well actually dad, there was one thing I wanted to ask."
"Of course my boy," the father says, "ask away!"
"Well," says the son, "I was just wondering when my asshole will stop hurting."
I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but it's always been one of my favorites.
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