A boy sees his grandfather enjoying a beer

The boy asks, "Can I have some of your beer?" The grandfather replies, "It depends... can you fit your own wiener in your butt?". The boy walked away figuring that what just his way of saying no.

The following day, the boy sees his grandfather eating a cookie so the boy asks "Can I have a cookie, Grandpa?" The grandfather replies "I don't know, can you fit your own wiener in your butt?" The boy walks off again.

The grandfather walks outside to see his grandson eating some candy he'd bought with his allowance so the grandfather asks "Hey kiddo, mind if I have some?" the boy replies, "I don't know, can you fit your own wiener in your butt?" The grandfather says "Of course!" The boy, with a grin, replies, "Then go FUCK YOURSELF."

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