He starts his day by going to the flower shop to pick up a couple for his date. He gets there and there's a line so he waits and waits. After a while he gets his flowers and all is well.
Next he goes to the limo rental place. He gets there and there is a line so he waits and waits. After a while he gets the limo sorted out and all is well.
He's at his prom now, dancing with his date and everything is going perfect so far. As soon as a song ends his date asks "can you go get me some punch please"
"Absolutely" he replies
He goes to the punch table and there's no punchline
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