A boy is sitting on his grandpa's lap. The grandpa is smoking a cigar.
The boy asks: "Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?"
He responds, "Well son, does your dick touch your asshole?".
The boy was disappointed, but responded "No..."
"Then there's your answer," the grandpa responds.
A couple days later the boy comes back and the grandpa is drinking a beer.
"Grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer? "
Laughing, the grandpa responds: "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
The boy mutters "No" and goes away.
A few days later the boy is on the porch eating cookies.
The grandpa sees and says "Why those look delicious, can I have one?"
The boy responds to him, "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
"Why of course it does!" the grandpa replies.
The boy responds "Well then go fuck yourself, grandma made these for me!"
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