Son: Dad, I just broke a mirror! I'm gonna have bad luck for 7 years! (cries)
Dad: Don't worry son, something happened to me that gave *me* 18 years of bad luck.
Son: *sniffles* What's that, daddy?
Dad: A broken condom.
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