A boy asks the girl hes in love with out to prom.

To his surprise she says yes, now he has 2 days to prepare.

First he went to get a tuxedo, unfortunately thanks to prom being so soon there was a long tuxedo line, he waited for a while and eventually got it.

Next he went to buy a bouquet of flowers, once again due to it being prom week there was a long flower line, he waited for a while again and eventually got his flowers.

Lastly he went to rent a limo, But with prom rapidly approaching, many others were there preparing at the last minute. As he waited in the limo line he took time to plan out what he will do on the night, and he eventually rented his limo.

At the prom, the boy and the girl of his dreams had just finished up their slow dance, the girl became a little thirsty (you can probably imagine where this is going ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)), so she pointed at the bathroom door which was behind the refreshments table and asked him to get them some drinks. He went over to get some punch and there was no punchline.

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