Blonde quickies 3


Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.


Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.


Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.


Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.


Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.


Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.


Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.


Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."


Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.


Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.

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