As the key was jiggling in the lock, he entered and hung up his coat. He entered his bedroom, and found his wife, naked and hyperventilating.
"I'm having a heart attack!" she yelled.
"Calm down, baby, I'm gonna go get you some help!"
On his way downstairs to get his cell phone, he found his brother naked.
"What the hell is your problem, you bastard!? My wife's having a heart attack, and YOU'RE running around here naked!"
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