A blonde is driving along an open stretch of highway...

After awhile she drives by an empty cornfield and she notices something off into the distance...it's another blonde in the middle of the cornfield sitting in a rowboat rowing like no tomorrow but going nowhere. The driving blonde stops her car along the side of the road, gets out and stands at the edge of the cornfield and screams out to the rowing blonde "HEY!!! IT'S STUPID ASS BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME, AND IF I COULD SWIM OUT THERE I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

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