A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons? The blonde said, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again. The milk man asked, Do you want it pasteurized? The blonde said, No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.
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