A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify her request. The blonde came to the door and the milkman says I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons? The blonde said, I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath. The milkman asked, You want it pasteurized? The blonde said, No, just up to my nipples.
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