A man is sitting across from a beautiful busty blonde on a train, who is wearing a tiny mini skirt. To his delight he notices that she has no panties on The beautiful blonde notices him looking at her pussy and asks "Excuse me are you looking at my pussy?"
"Oh I am so sorry I promise not to look again"
"That's ok it's very talented. It can blow kisses. Would you like to see?"
The man stunned by this proposal agrees, "Yes sure." The blonde opens her legs and her pussy blows him a kiss. The man getting real interested inquires "Can it do anything else?"
"Yes sure it can wink" said the blonde, and sure enough the talented pussy winks.
The man can't believe it and said "That's great! Thank you!"
The blonde asks "Come sit with me." The man takes the seat beside her and the blonde says "Would you like to put a couple of fingers in?"
The man stunned replies "Fuck me! Can it whistle too!"
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