A blonde goes to a barber with a pair of headphones on...

The barber asks for her to take them off so he can cut her hair and she screams that he can't. He murmurs under his breath but begins to attempt to cut her hair. He is almost finished but he can't cut the hair under the damn headphones. He decides to make the decision himself by removing them. Once he is done he puts them back on her head and he notices she has died. When the officer arrives he checks the headphones to see what was so important. The headphones repeat the words "breathe in, breathe out".

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