The brunette says, "I found a pack of cigarettes in my daughter's nightstand. I didn't know she smoked."
The redhead says, "I found a fifth of vodka in my daughter's nightstand. I didn't know she drank."
The blonde says, "I found a pack of condoms in my daughter's nightstand. I didn't know she had a penis."
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