The red-hed was up first. Right before she was going to be executed she yelled, "TORNADO!" All of the ISIS members took cover and she escaped. The brunette was the next in line. He followed in the red-head's footprints and this time screamed "SANDSTORM!" The gullible ISIS members again ducked for cover while he escaped. The blonde thought to herself, "This is going to be easy. These people are idiots." The blonde stood with a smug look on the shooting block while the ISIS leader roared, "Ready...Aim...." The blonde yelled, "FIRE!"
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