A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He makes his way through the crowded joint to order a beer from the bar.
After a few sips the man casually grabs the slack from the leash, and proceeds to swing the dog by its neck around his head like a helicopter.
Several terrified patrons scream, "what the hell are you doing?!?"
Casually, yet slightly offended, the man replies, "geez, relax, I'm just looking around."
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