The locals have all given her the nickname BB because of the enormous size of her boobs. One day while having a few drinks and talking to her husband at the legion, she brings up the idea of a tattoo.
"I think since everyone calls me BB, I'll get that tattooed on me!" the girl says.
So after having a few more drinks she makes her way down to the tattoo shop. After talking with the artist she comes up with her plan.
"I want BB inked on my body. I want one B on my right buttcheek and the other on my left one" says BB.
" You know our policy forbids us from doing work if you've been drinking but I'll let this one slide" the tattoo artist says.
So she lays down on the makeshift bed and the tattoo artist starts working away. After 30 minutes her tattoo is complete and she leaves satisfied.
Eager to show her new ink to her husband, she races home and finds him watching tv on the couch.
"Hunny, I got it done! Let me show you!" says BB
She drops her drawers and bends over to show off her new work.
The husbands looks at her butt tattoo for a minute totally confused. After a little while he finally looks up at her and says,
"Who the hell is Bob?"
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