A beggar to a rich person: Sir please give me 10$, i have to drink tea
Rich: But you can drink tea only in 5$
Beggar: Sir, my girl friend will drink tea too
Rich: Oh, wow a beggar made a girl friend...
Beggar: No Sir, Girl friend made me a beggar
(few days ago i was the honor of this hotel)
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