He gathers all his knights at the door of the castle and is giving the last instructions to the only warrior that stays behind, an old git too crippled to follow him.
- Your duty is to protect my land and my people. But here is also the key to my wife chastity belt. Take care of it, you are the keeper of her honour.
- Sure will do, sir.
The little troup leaves the castle and ride quietly for a few miles when they hear a sound from behind. They stop and see the old git running toward them and shouting "wait, wait !".
As he gets closer, they see he is holding something in his hand. Soon to discover it is the key to the chastity belt. The old warrior arrives near the baron and hold him the key, out of breath:
- Sir, my Lord, this is not the good key...
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