and the robot is programmed to be able to talk to anyone; all they have to do is to tell the robot their IQ and it will strike up a relevant conversation with that person.
A man walks in and the robot asks for his IQ. "160'" replied the man, so he and the robot start discussing string theory, the theory of relativity and the many universes in our solar system.
A second man walks in and the robot asks the same question. "120," replied the man so they start discussing current politics and the state of the economy.
Then a third man walks in and again, the robot asks for his IQ. "65," replied the man, so the robot replied, "so what's life been like in Texas recently?"
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