A man walks in and sees a bartender and a drunk customer at the bar. The man sits down and orders a beer. The customer looks at him and says "wanna make a bet?"
"I bet you 1,000 dollars I can jump out that window and start falling. Right around the 5th floor the wind will blow in and sweep me back up the other side of the skyscraper. I will even leave the grand here in cash in case I die."
The man thinks the guys is a drunk suicidal idiot, but knows it's a guarantee 1,000 dollars and agrees.
The drunk customer walks to the window, jumps out and sure as shit right around the fifth floor the wind pushes him back up the skyscraper. The customer walks back through the bar door and requests his winnings.
The man says, "wow that was phenomenal! In fact looked fun, how about double or nothing!" The man takes out 2,000 in cash and leaves it on the bar.
The drunk customer gladly agrees and the man walks to the window and jumps out.
As the mans falling he reaches the fifth floor but nothing happens. The man hits the ground, dead. The customer looks out the window, shakes his head and collects the two grand.
The bartender looks at the customer and says, "Wow Superman you're a dick when you're drunk."
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