A Baptist and an Atheist murder a bartender. They take the body out back, put him in a sack, and throw him out to sea. The Baptist then says "We must take a pact of silence." To which the Atheist replies "Yes, no one must know we murdered this man." The Baptist then says "What? No! No one must know we drank beer!"
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