A hooded robber burst into a Vancouver bank and forced the tellers
to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Vancouver customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking
straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down
at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, " Well, did anyone
else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was
plainly too afraid to speak.
Then, one old farmer named Bill from Alberta tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a real good look at you."
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