Three midgets go to the Guinness World Records Place because they all think they're worthy of a world record. So, the first midget says he thinks he's the shortest man in the world, so he goes inside and they measure him up, and he becomes the world record holder for shortest man in the world. The second midget says I think I have the smallest feet in the world, so he gets them measured and he receives the world record for smallest feet. The third guy says I think I have the smallest dick in the world. So he goes inside to get measured up, and he gets measured and walks out upset and exclaims, "Who the fuck is *insert name of burn victim here*?!"
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