A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. Are you my doctor? he asked. Yes, I am, said the doctor. The baby said, Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth. He looked at his mother and asked, Are you my mother? Yes, I am, said the mother. Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born, he said. He then looked at his father and asked, Are you my father? Yes, I am, his father answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. Hurts doesn't it!?!
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