He says, "Attention passengers we are going down. To help with the weight of the plane and attempt to save some lives we are gonna kick people off the plane in alphabetical order." The plane goes quiet but the people agree and a flight attendant let's the pilot know. Once again the pilot comes over the speaker and says, "we will now start the removal process. First is A. Do we have any Africans?" Plane is quiet. "Okay B's, and blacks? Plane is silent. "Okay now for C's, any Colored people?" Plane is quiet again. The pilot continues through the alphabet as a little black boy turns to his mother and asks, "mom, aren't we Africans, blacks, and colored people?" She says, "yes but today we are niggas." The boy turns in his seat to the Mexican boy behind him and says, " Haha, your gonna jump off before we do." The Mexican boy smiles and says ," that's what you think but today, I'm a wet back!"
(sorry is this offends anyone)
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