So he goes to Victoria's Secret and buys the sexiest, skimpiest outfit they sell. Christmas Eve comes along and the man decides the time is right to present the gift to his wife. She skillfully removes the wrapping paper, opens the box and is shocked (and titillated) to see what lay inside.
"Why don't you try it on?" the man suggests.
The woman rushes to the washroom and starts changing into the lingerie. However, the woman (slow of movement and quickly getting flustered) decides to forgo the lingerie and instead present herself to her husband entirely naked.
She swings open the washroom door, takes a bold step out to reveal her naked body to her waiting lover.
"Well? What do you think?" she asks.
"I'm glad you like the lingerie, dear," he replies. "But I wish you'd ironed the wrinkles out of it first."
Edit: needed to make the tenses match
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