and asks to buy a life insurance policy. The salesman asks him how old he is, and he says that he's 76. The salesman replies that you can't buy a policy over the age of 75.
The old man replies "But my 99-year old father came here last week and bought a new policy"
The salesman replies "Obviously he knows the manager personally - come back on Thursday when the manager is in"
The old man replies "I'm busy this Thursday - my grandfather is getting remarried"
The salesman replies "What? How old is he?"
The old man replies "He'll be 122 next month"
The salesman replies "Why is he getting remarried?"
The old man replies "He doesn't really want to - but his parents are pressuring him"
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