A 7 year old girl wants to go to the movies, so she asks her father "daddy, daddy, take me to the movies", to which her father answer "no, honey, I wanna watch the game", then she asks again, and again... Until her father says "ok I'll take you to your stupid movie but you have to promise to blow me when we're back", "ok daddy".
They arrive at the movies, the daughter is happy, and the father bored as hell. When they get back, the father says "remember what you promised", so the girl unbutton his pants and get to work. When she get a taste, she said "urgh daddy, poop!". "I know, your little brother wanted a bicycle"
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