Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter looks surprised and tries to find her name in the 'Death Book'.
He doesn't find her name there and tells her, ' there must have been a mistake. You were not supposed to die, you still have 30 more years ahead of you. Since it was a mistake and it is unfair, I will send you back.'
The woman wakes up and is really excited. She thinks that since she has 30 more years to live, why not get a facelift and feel young again. So she goes to a hospital and gets a facelift and feels really good about it. On her way home, she gets hit by a car and dies.
She arrives at the gates again and is really pissed. She goes to St.Peter and asks, 'What the hell? You told me I had 30 more years to live.'
St. Peter looks closely at her and says. 'Sorry, I didn't recognise you.'
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