Man: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
Priest: "Tell me your sins son. The Lord is generous and knows we all succumb to weakness from time to time."
Man: "I've been carrying on an affair for the last 6 months with a gorgeous 25-year-old blond women. She has a beautiful figure, voluptuous breasts and is perfect in every way except that she's married."
Priest: "Sleeping with another man's wife is a serious sin. How long has it been since your last confession?"
Man: "I've actually never been to confession before. In fact, I'm Jewish"
Preist: "Then why are you telling me these things?"
Man: "Telling you!?! I'm telling EVERYONE!"
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